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Enter the Floyd

by Snappy & Floyd

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Actor 05:10
i'm eatin vegetables, i'm actin out i'm sleepin in, i'm sauerkraut, i'm fermented cabbage, i'm a daikon radish i'm an idiot, i'm michael savage i'm dan savage, i'm fred savage way beyond average, redd fox with red cabbage redd blood cells, unnecessary bass lines the universe, like continuum spacetime try to erase mine, you can't, you wish you could taste mine workin on the waistline takes time and you waste mine i swear i'm chaste, man, yo, peace to the basedgod my rhymes will put you and your crew in your place, god shouts to erik and da pizza faced god try not to want, always make sure to waste not peter piper at the gates of dawn, space rock i make her say [oh] when i poke her face, god you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen sufragette city love will tear us aparty rock is in the house tonight, tonight big whatever, back for round two still get kinda nervous when i get around you you make me red like the box with the stove top stuffing much ado about the shrew, the taming of nothing i'm an actor, marry me, john you couldn't check me, gotta carry me on the lunatic is on the grass, yeah, that's the lawn i'm every man, i'm every woman, chaka khan my sharona, my diploma i'm richard rogers, oklahoma! peep the fragrance, yo, smell the aromas i never nap, cuz naps are the cousin of comas new york state of mind, dude, i'm all about it some think it's too crowded, but it's good for the loud kids my work is so lauded, i'm eatin two calzones, in the alternate universe where gore won in 2000 you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen paradise city love will tear us aparty hard knock life ain't nothin but a dreamweaver you don't have to care about me, just like my favorite things i don't care if you got cream, just as long as you can swing you can invade my dreams, long as i can make you steam i can't even tell the difference between a taco and love supreme john coltrane, '63, newport 3 packs plus 3 cigs, that's 63 newports i want to talk about you, but i can't find the words i'm chasin another trane, my impressions are absurd alexander graham cracker taco beller rockefeller melle mel and big whatever roll in busted ass jetta here come the hotstepper, from the steppes like a shepherd i'm salt and pepper, get cheddar like david guetta but better whatever tho you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen sufragette city love will tear us aparty hard knock life's been good vibrations
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stand clear, i'm as ill as jack topht tonic like ginger beer, y'all rappers whack and soft fluffy like a pillow, you're fake, but i'm real though tall like a willow, i told you, i'm ill, yo when elephants stomp it make the house collapse i guess y'all didn't notice busy guzzlin your pabst i stay in the hood where the whips blast trap raps i'm inside on the internet pimpin relax and relapse i be fast, who cares, i was miscast, then recast seacrest on a sea horse, see here, i'm sea bass chilean, argentine, hay ghey, start a scene reggae shack, black beans call me a jerk, call me a chicken call me a roux, the way i been known to thicken the plot, just like the broth in the pot don't call me revenge, cuz i'm best served hot I'm the toast of the town, original rude boy panties drop down at the sound of my rude noise you boys better take notes 'cause you're new boys sure, you aim true but you're shooting at a decoy. Me, I'm a real boy: no strings, no toys clever like Giapetto, not hokey or parochial wood grow like Pinnochio; would you like to go meet up? I was kind of hoping I could call you on your Nokia. Shorty, no joking, I'm always up on Facebook poking ya Toking like a Trojan and my store is always open, yah mad props to Jah, mad love to jamba queen of the hotness, shorty, I got this City on lockdown, fix up a flash mob titties popping out all over the place now get loud, to hell with tomorrow smoke weed, get shit-faced, tonight we party 'til the dawn breaks i like reggae, but i don't like reagan all agriculture everything, you could call me dagan philistine chuggin listerine, not scope draped in crazy clothes and mystery, something like the pope we're not gonna take it like we were twisted sister got the transformer scratch plus the twisted transistor we the resistors, we comprise the resistance, call me disney's hercules, cuz i can go the distance ridin' on pegasus, mythologically inacurrate who the fuck cares, man, the music was spectacular i can see clearly now, thanks to the macula wicked with vernacular and nocturnal as dracula fact check, 1, 2 i'm crazy like a fox, you're crazy like fox news i spit the blues and swallow them too i hum hallelujah but i don't pity the fool
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The Flip 03:51
you're prince john, richard lewis y'all jokes, richard pryor what's my line? jerry lewis i'm austin powers. mike myers tires on the bus go round and round, and i'm drivin, i'm wired, i'm lost, i'm found, it's late, could i just be uninspired? my desire's to compose as inspired as 70's wire it's not all roses, mostly thorns, just throw me in the fire smokin the potentest dope and supposin it's workin toastin and boastin, i'm up in convenience stores clerkin watchin young turks on my computer at perkin's other window's xtube, jerkin like berserk with a merkin the perks of workin i find to be outnumbered by the pitfalls i'm it, brah, this shit's raw, can't sit, nah, legit, raw so bizarre, i'm like caesar on a see-saw shouts to weezer, lil b, of montreal some people think that i could blow up, i know i always show up woody allen said 80% of it is showing up the rules are made up, the other 20% don't matter i heard success is served to the willing on a platter swing, batter, swing, drummer, swing lo, magellan swing lo, sweet pepsi truck, gatorade fierce melon call me dr. scholl's, you could be sure that I'm gellin' people fillin shopping carts with the beats that I be sellin lookin for the words to make the hottest 16 ever sweet 16-channel interface, let's build something together i get low like bowie, at times a home despot george prescott bush, i'm swingin like the red sox i make the best rock, best rap, best electric pop i'm silly like the rabbit you see on the front of the trix box i sit around in thick socks, cookin hella chex mix lookin for the magic bullet that'll give your man the best mix they say i'm too sick, too ill, stuffed up, congested me, i'm the best, yeah, that's what the best said the game is rigged, man, corruption is vested give a few of em mansions, and the rest get arrested i can't be bested, it's wesson, not west, kid, snappy & floyd in case you couldn't have guessed it blessed with the willingness to put up with near infinite crap man, fuck what you want, i'm goin in for a nap
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The Mall 02:44
At the mall shoppin' at Hot Topic, rockin' the newest garments that mom and pops bought 'em/ Abercrombie and Fitch, Holister, got the hooligans hootin' and hollerin', conversing about supra's and converse, looking super cool and polished/ Computer and iPods, they've got 'em at the Apple Store, parents askin' for a pair of head phones; but that's what Amazon's for/ Let's go try a pair of pants on or four, wait, where's that American Apparel store/ shoplifting outfits while mall cops are out bitching about goth kids loungin' and constantly taking obnoxious quantities of pictures for albums, giving change and wishing for change at a wishing fountain/- Auntie Anne's Pretzels, China Wok's egg rolls, repeatedly eating free samples, I a'int got a cent bro/ Meet me at the mall, it's going down, it's the Pizza Mob eating Sbarro's pizza with your mom, and she's buying/ everybody's down at the mall, nobody thinkin bout the future at all everybody's down at the mall, everybody be drinkin, gettin into a brawl everybody's down at the mall, doesn't matter what it is, we just buyin it all everybody's up in the stores, doesn't matter what we got cuz we buyin some more i'm at the food court, smokin newports i'm at the pac sun, buyin new shorts this mall is packed, son, i need a pack, son, my rap's wack, you should listen to the pack, son i'm in the back, son, smokin crack, son jumpin jack flash on the bass, i'm randy jackson i'm eatin snacks, son, i'm doin rap, son i'm doin rap, like topht, first name jack, son i'm at the mall, bro, smokin marlboros i didn't walk dude, came here in my car, bro no cars go, these pants cargo catch me at the smokeshop, buyin fine cigars, yo i'm with paul wall, smokin pall malls i'm with melle mel, smokin pall malls fuck a stall, i'm bangin in the family restroom i'm not carin, i'm national, guest room everybody's down at the mall, sales from the window all the way to the wall everybody's down at the mall, dudes be lookin for some honeys to call everybody's down at the mall, doesn't matter what it is, we just buyin it all everybody's up in the shops, we bringin mad guap cuz there's new shit to cop
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i may be unexpected, but i'm always invited my rhymes real tight, always leave you delighted come on, i see you, don't even try to hide it don't bother explainin why you think you don't like it cuz i'm changin your mind with this verse i'm liftin the curse, i'm quenchin come in as a rapper, nur ein so adverse songwriters wanna riot, shit, i got em dispersed my lyrics are better, that makes yours worse my shit take it forward while you're movin in reverse my lines all rhyme, i don't write blank verse i get the biggest check and take it to the bank first i reference so much shit, it leave you in a whirl a little too witty like a script for gilmore girls peace to jason lee, yellin hi my name is earl crack the oyster open cuz my rhymes is the pearl i hurl lines like og dan marino i reference more shit than childish gambino wu name generator called me wacko watcher think it's something more like a crack flow debaucher i was born to reign, but i dress like a pauper rhyme time after time like i was cyndi lauper i'm the burger king, this the home of the whopper my hooks go pop like orville redenbacher down to the wire, we gettin all frantic big whatever is the man that the man with the plan picked i compose flows cos i think his plan's sick call me paul banks cos i got so many antics call me kim deal cuz i'm so gigantic born romantic, get pedantic i love y'all really, ain't bein sycophantic this wicked collab be transatlantic
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NGE PSA 2012 01:43
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Get out my ice pick, cuz i'm breakin up the ice Open up my spice cabinet, cuz I'm breakin out the spice Mystify your mind with my myristicin, anti-histamines, cause delirium, throw off your equilibrium, infect like a bacterium, firing like pistons in a engine room, yo, i mince meat like i was Danger Doom yeah, i'll spike your magic mushrooms with nutmeg make your brain go boom just like a powder keg I can play louder than Meg White can, while I hold the groove down like a tent peg, right, man? If y'all gripin', fuck it, I ain't hearin it Take your little stipend, and go on and buy some beers and shit We'll get you wasted like it's only teenage wasteland get you amped something like only freebase can You'll catch on fire like Pryor, and blaze all night burnin with desire, my beats a modern day lyre We were hired to get you higher y'all might get caught on our lyrical barbed wire stay vigilant cuz you know we'll never ever retire you hear the choir sing the high note i gloat only cuz i'm so fuckin good fuck the burbs, i got promoted to fuckin hood Under pressure, underwater, they got me under the gun like a lamb to the slaughter, got 'em hollerin' I'm done. But I'm smarter, never barter with the devil for my love got a chest of pirate treasure, protect it from above. I circle in the dark, like a shark, I'm a thresher pleasure's effervescent, I'll level any aggressors. Don't try to test me 'cause I'm fresh like John Tesh be. My beverage is refreshing, here's some ice for your Nestea. Broke it up myself 'cause I'm blessed with the best weed. The ladies are impressed, just like Greenland, they be melting. Me, I got hell to bring, call me Van Helsing. Sweeter than a Swedish fish, I'm the Swedish chef, I'll be cookin' up your favorite dish. Women on my left side, women on my right. Day or night, like Despot, catch me on the rooftop, wings spread tryin' to take flight. Mars attacks, Zach attack, now my ass is flat, don't make it to the class on time. Never ask for whose the bell tolls. Nevermind, it tolls for thine. NUR EIN Yo, I know the importance of being Ernest Hemingway I'm not the type of rapper that you would find condemning gays I'm Oscar Wildin out when I Ride the Lightning, but not frightening, kinda like Jack and Algy fighting Like I'm surrounded by algae, I only see green tell you tales of Brave Ulysses Grant comin up out the cash machine Rupert Everett McGill, constant sorrow on the fifty Ancient Greek Victorian Englishman in rural Mississippi 21st century Odysseus, ruler of Ithaca crossover appeal and horsepower like a souped-up Pacifica six cylinders of sick speed, cruise with da 6-speed Autostick infiltrate your crews with my brilliant trojan horse trick I pack trojans although I don't penetrate whores or tricks cuz when I bust, it break through ice up to four inches thick The dick all in demand when I deliver flows so precise Yo, this is what it sound like, when Floyd breakin the
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No Brakes 03:35
no brakes, no gas either no clutch, can't grasp why you're huffin ether why you like nickelback, why you like seether rock game is fucked up, i'mma take a breather rap game fucked too, i don't like neither jokes, i like everything, except for seether cider in the fridge, money in the freezer life is beautiful, i only wanna please her i'll meet with you for coffee but let me drink my tea first i'm almost ready, now, i hella gotta pee, first sea horse in a sea hearse, aqua-necromancer, sea curse seafood restaurant, you can't see me writin free verse put the car in reverse, fast forward, selectah inspector morse, i'm the best in the sector lookin toward mecca spittin rhymes that'll wreck ya larry the cable guy, health inspector no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes yo, it feels like back to bedlam, back to bedrock tryin to do something other than get high and watch ted talks i'm fred flintstone, i'm the rock and then some i been dumb, leave a trail of tears and breadcrumbs you want more words? but i already said some i gotta catch em all like my name was ash ketchum i'm eatin ketchup, pull all the vetch up i'll hang a sketch up, go on, offer your kvetch up catch me eatin green eggs, catch me eatin ham catch me at the dollar store, buyin up the spam you could see me all up in the club like i was sam j. edgar herbert larry boss hoover dam beaver dam, the great deceiver, damn chicken sandwiches, i'm a wide receiver, man straight from lebanon, just like the cedar, man et tu, brute, julius caesar man no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
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The Breakup 07:06
it's like boom, I see you and vision zooms must escape from my doom before the kid's consumed all the afternoons that i spent in your room add up to nothing or less, perhaps even gloom you pulled my heart strings and you spun them in your loom i must admit you swept me away just like a broom but i guess you can't assume when the heart is abloom je te souhaite un bon hiver, flume make room for big whatever, I'm wearin patent leather growin lavender and heather, yo, i control the weather better make way, i'm blowin up like trevor forever when i make like john lennon, everybody come together right now, over me, officer, oversee i'm high like cliffs of dover, over sea catch me doin homebrew, see me makin clover mead catch me on mars, dude, up where all the rovers be if you want it, you know that you could get it but you won't, so i'm tryin to forget it if i saw you out, you might distract me for a minute but you made this a game, so now i'm gonna win it you start something, i think that you should finish blame me all you want, it doesn't make a difference i'm goin places, but you're stuck at the beginning consider the events, the outcome is always fitting Monday morning, skies were gray, you walked me all the way to the bus stop On the way, I told you that I feel stuck and I may wanna break up They said we were babies and maybe they were right It's just the way you called me baby made me take right off like a swift in flight We tailor-made for breaking, babe, don't hate the game if you keep on playing it Love is like when you dance the tango, you know it takes two to make that thang go Bang bang boom like you're doing merengue, gotta do both, you wanna hang with Hey Gay Faith is just the truth seen through a veil, hazy so they say It's crazy, like the old days, I always feel like I'm on display If this is where my hope lay then maybe this is the place to stay We don't have to play God to create a better mental state Always being watched so big brother was the one to blame I'll refrain from naming names but the main culprit was the hand of fate Your guess as good as mine why the best laid plans are always baked Hey, though, keep me on your radar, sorry things got so fubar Saving for a new car, hope you get a new job, fast food's cool but it won't get you too far, gotta get paid, fool I wanted to call you but I've got issues Or maybe it's scar tissue cause I've been screwed Used, chewed out and run through Hanging on a thread, afraid of the truth Relay, delay I'll probably be this way until I'm lain down in my grave I just wanna hear somebody say You'll never fall again i had 99 problems, and they were all you i'm living problem free, now that i don't call you yeah, i miss the days when i had you to call boo everything i said, you know that it was all true you always fall through, i'm peepin all blues, as soon as i've forgotten, it's like you call me on queue i'm movin past it, my future says, come on through see me on bars, on point, on twitter, i'm all news see me at malls, too, i'm gettin outside clearly i'm much better off, now that i'm without your lies i keep it all inside, i got a method now i see that you still don't, you think you're special, wow i think i'm special, too, so i set out to prove it i look at what's wrong, and i try to improve it if it seems simple, well, that's because it is this is the breakup, good luck with all that is i put the lime in the coconut, and suddenly i'm over you this is the breakup, and this is way overdue call it what you want, but you're aware of what you do this isn't everything i need, but for now, it'll do you got something i want, i got something that you need you'll never harvest crops, if you never plant seeds we'll never be together, and now i never wanna be this is the breakup, the best gift you could get from me
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Wake-Up Call 00:11
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Lost in a forest of despair on a song with no chorus Lookin for words for depression all up in the thesaurus Drowning in an ocean of emotion, looking for a lotion that'll soothe this pain, a potion that'll cure my aching brain I mean the part of it you call my heart, my emotional center Floyd's just tryin to enter the way the Wu-Tang enter But I find myself so discontented like Richard's winter I mean the summer's almost here but to me it feels like December If you wanna be mad at me, I know you're gonna be You know I don't wanna see you like this You're all pissed, I find myself dismissed walkin away empty-handed like no presents on Christmas I'm done making excuses, I'm demanding explanations I won't stop the investigation till I can see the causations This situation demands mad patience, but I'll wait it out I wanna give good sensations, you deserve nothing short of elation, damn, girl
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Vegetables 03:40
feeling way too vulnerable, susceptible something's going wrong, must be the lack of vegetables my flow is strong like a wrecking ball, to heck with y'all i'll do it by myself if myself can stand itself at all internal conflict is easy to resolve wait 20 to 30 minutes after the pills dissolve i went to the doctor, now my canvas isn't blank no depression, still got hella angst tell the fellas thanks, for everything they do for me sometimes i can't make words come out, they must think i'm stupid, b not brave enough, to get myself where i should be imagine my surprise when i see that they lookin at me like i'm some big thing, some kinda prophet you could hand me the torch, but i'm probably gonna drop it this shit could flop, or it could make a record profit oh, is that the throne? alright, i guess i'll watch it vegetables plants vegetables that's right, man vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables everybody look at me, i'm so complicated i get faded every day cause i think it'll help me make it gettin hecka baked, tryin to fake it till it happens i guess it must be workin cuz they're cheerin when i'm rappin apple jacks and captain, never catch me nappin cap and trade, day trader, day tripper, eric clapton my guitar gently weeps but my voice box is screamin cash rules everything around east cleveland cash rules everything around where i'm from cash is king, cash cow, catch me gettin dumb catch me gettin lit, catch me gettin high books are in the black, yeah, i'm gettin by yeah, i'm gettin paper, yeah, i'm gettin bling cash rules everything around everything yeah, i'm rollin l's, yeah, i'm rollin blunts leader of the pack, yeah, i'm in the front vegetables think about it, man vegetables yo, you don't understand vegetables they'll put you in a can vegetables but i've got a plan vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables
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This shit sound like Chillin, I said straight loungin' My boys get down to Reel Around the Fountain You're lacking in stature, me, I'm a mountain My pen is huge, ballpoint, fountain Scan the dance floor for the shorty I'll be mountin you could make a wish, while I'm peein in the fountain i'm the CEO, plus I do all the accountin King of the Hill? I'm a mountain people say what people say most people say stuff like every day most people are a lot like you you probably don't know what you would do if you got what you want if you got what you want I'm like Ludacris mixed with Peter Criss I'm better than Lakutis, shorty let's do this I'm an honorable man, call me Brutus Shorty, you're the cutest, come on, let's do this I'm brutal with my honesty, y'all don't even wanna see Dudes act like pirrhannas, b, yo, I'm drinkin honest tea spend the morning with the fauna in the salty sea, chillin with a manatee, all up in the sauna, see Half-Cool, Half-Gringo watch the green come, watch the green go beans grow, heems flow, greens grow, teen shows Where I come from, it's all shuffleboard and bingo used to sling pizza, like, how y'all wings go? i can kinda rap, but i wish that i could sing, though i'm eatin Pringles, hittin skins like Ringo canine in heat, frisky dingo if you got what you want if you got what you want if you got what you want if you got what you want
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Absolutely 03:34
you want bars? well, i got some used to be smart, then i got dumb purple swag, yeah, i rock plum dick cheney, man, shotgun unforgiven, never unforgotten call me johnny fermented cuz i ain't down with rotten waste is the only sin, yo, pee in my compost bin i meant the other bin, nah, the other other bin got a wicked pile, but probably in denial if you don't like it, then you could turn the dial catch me high as mountaintops, catch me getting wild catch me, cuz i'm falling, only lie is my smile so broken, so fragile, it feel like a downward spiral come at you with teeth, slip away for a while robert the bruce springsteen, the river nile hey, sexy lady, oppan gangnam style smash my brains in, rub the stains in, chocolate chip? nah. oatmeal raisin peanut butter, y'all catch me vapin kanjeezy, y'all, i'm amazing aiyyo that's amazing, elephant talk, internet be patrolled by all these relevance hawks, like some incredible jocks, you know we relish the gawk, one time, i read about cops, it said they was suckas when it comes to jelly, it's homemade, no smuckers, i'm kinda like the opposite of darius rucker i'm the difference between jackie chan and chris tucker i'm the difference between mark zuckerberg and jeff zucker yo, suck a bag of d, smoke a bag a weed just watch your fuckin back, should you choose to come at me like we some pikemen, your boys'll be skewered guaranteed make rod strickland sing like rod stewart
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Ghost Towers 03:40
expert texpert, man, i do the best work went to the fest, all i got was this fest shirt so many jokes, you could call me the jester so much pasta, call me spaghetti western creepypasta, unexpected guest, sir who was phone, god? 3 semesters couldn't be bothered, couldn't be pestered to finish more than that, yo, people think i messed up maybe i should fess up, maybe i should dress up melatonin, nyquil, ambien, lunesta you say you got bars, i'm not impressed, jerk you might be the best, but me, i'm even bester uncle fester, uncle lester lester bangs, new musical express, uh alert the investors, officer, arrest her bernie made off with some, i made off with the rest, ah The middle rapper, spittin' that simple pitter patter as a half ass attempt to make a little splash, belittle swag/ an ass backwards prick postin' pics as the piss trickles down my calve, on my instagram hash tag "is this swagger"/ Lips are chapped from temperatures similar to winter in Nevada, inserted into your granny like a urinary catheter/ Certainly it's scary how these nursery rhymes raised the wrath of the rapture now enough of that sir onto greener pastures/ Scorin' dead presidents, talkin' george Jefferson's, only four Benjamin's, can't afford rent with it/ Corny with the penmanship, if you're judging it, take the fucks I give as evidence, to court and we'll settle / It's a known fact I'm a nomad, so I'm never settlin', cromag, crawling in caves holes and crevices/ Low class smoking regs, resins, oregano, lettuces, and other spices with friendly white residents/ remember this rhetoric, y'all hens and penguins when, I stay fly like a pack of pigeon and pelicans/ people always askin dirty, how you rap so good, hungry, tired, uninspired, I'm a gastro bot Nah secretely I'm asher roth plus an astaroth spendin cash a lot do math alot it's the good kid in a dumb city, king cobra 1 fitty, very special no pity, girls love that I'm so pretty three apples hello kitty, I'm who you love, bo diddly, so giddy at the show that he might takes of his clothes quickly bringin it down like a stick up, fuck a show down, dont show up writing a lot of raps so what, dont throw up though I'm so drunk yall shits weaker than a volume of punk goes crunk all shrimp and white wine like i'm the boys of the beaver savin shit like inca garcilaso de la vega distinguished latin prose writer you could call me cesar this aint even my final form yet, you could call me frieza
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yo, catch me on i-10 blowin a fuse this the sound of a man who got nothin to lose i refuse to take the news, i can't handle the blues catch me sayin damn, i'm so fuckin confused gotta pay your dues before you're payin the rent i got it covered, but i'm far from content i got a lot that's good, i got a lot to lament i'll remember who was with me before my ascent and that's no one, they say it looks so fun but i'm at work, dude, i gotta get that dough, son check my flow, son, i know tons, tell me why this feel like gettin shot with a blow gun i'm paige hamilton, i'm unsung destroy my sweater, yeah, i'm comin undone hold this thread, the verse almost done dirty water, unfortunate son catch me on the l train, catch me at the deli way i jam, you would think that i was jelly catch me in my whip, typin on the celly 40404, tweetin #yolo, hittin semis catch me on the television, call me young oprah i'm new nightly, call me tom brokaw catch me throwin shots back, catch me sayin opa catch me speakin out against legislation - sopa i'm on tour in a van like morrisson i'm so beloved, toni morrison love me two times, like i was jim morrison i'm not supposed to like you, but, travis morrison i'm in the forest, falcon head like horus snappy & floyd, y'all, everyone adore us consider all things like michele norris yo, here it come, everybody sing the chorus
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Turkey 07:34
i'm in turkey, eatin jerky rap game, waters be so murky busy like worker bee, workin at work, b why you so eccentric, why you be so quirky only thing i know is, everyone prefer me places where i play be the places where the perks be they say i'm havin fun, i say i'm working makin beats, it hella beats clerking girl, you workin it, just sittin there shinin like a star, you're gonna melt that chair you know you got that flair, i wanna touch your hair we'd be a perfect pair, oh, lord, hear my prayer someone like you is rare, no other can compare it's like michelle branch, you're everywhere make like the drake joint, and take care i'll give myself two weeks, grizzly bear it's taken a toll on me, and it keeps on taking and when the rain comes, people like to sing about the rain nobody knows for sure what kind of bread is baking and when it feels alright, people like to sing about the pain Catch me on the green screen see me on the blue screen movie screen, chroma key stephen king, duma key Catch me on the mean streets NYC '73 faded heavenly wondering where heaven be what is this new devilry? Tell me please, will my memories ever be more than just sepia dreams? Am I just a part of your scheme or is it kodachrome? And if you know what I mean it's on like Thunderdome methadone monochrome revlon give a dog a bone open up your spice cabinet it's time for bric a brac and tic tac toe, I call a tie for X's and O's it seems that's always how it goes you do the math and then you'll know you think you're fast, uh uh, too slow, can catch me in Monaco rocking a monocle you got a llama, so what? I got a guanaco see me throw football, look at how far it go all the way up to the sky up to mars it goes , all they way u pey ond mars, up to the stars it go til it turns cold and explodes into tiny icy particles fuckin' deadlines, that's that shit i don't like yo, if it's raining out, then i won't bike i like the rain, though, it makes the crops grow on the mabson joint, i make it pop, yo i saw black kids with another band called pop glow i'm climbin up, just try to keep me from the top, bro no cars go, trade embargo yali be like, why y'all have so much cargo? fuckin' deadlines, that's that shit i don't like yo, if it's raining out, then i won't bike i like the rain, though, it makes the crops grow on the mabson joint, i make it pop, yo i saw black kids with another band called pop glow i'm climbin up, just try to keep me from the top, bro no cars go, trade embargo yali be like, why y'all have so much cargo? Stand down, step back I'm Simon Snap and I'm on the attack I'm on task to get down to brass tacks bloodsport all Van Damme full contact wiz with the maths I'm the ghost of Christmas past I'll deck the halls with your ass Raised in the UK, London streets are where I learned the ways of a thief now I apply my art to riding the beat and my flow knows no defeat I'll easily rap for the rest of the week and I'll never get weak not even at three im. on the eighth day of rapping, hey man I'll even rap in my sleep about cavemen cause that's how good I am I'm as good at rapping as Michael Caine is at acting I know that's an extremely outrageous claim but I'm saying That's no exaggeration, man I really am that good at rapping I'm well-known in England I'm really quite a celebrity there I've met people, high profile people, such as the Queen of England I actually had lunch with her She's a very nice lady She actually offered to knight me Sir Simon Snap but I refused Why? I don't know I probably should have It would have been good for my career Oh well, it's too late now I mean, I could ask her, but I'm sure she's a busy lady She probably wouldn't even remember me We weren't together that long We didn't even speak much It was really more of a photo shoot there were a lot of people around it was quite busy i don't rap about weed, only rap about resin catch me at the white house, yeah, catch me prezzin call me r. kelly, these are my confessions rappin ain't a hobby, dude, this is my profession tried to get about three other people on this track everybody called in sick, everybody whack everybody let me down, tardar sauce the cat truth is, i'm jealous, rather be where you're at rather be smokin trees, oh, i am, silly me express your feelings if you're feelin me hold em in, once again, blame somebody else or climb the highest mountain with the burden on yourself yo, catch me in tibet, drinkin hella yak milk catch me in the studio, makin hella tracks ill people gettin paid, catch me handin jack bills pourin out the henny, mix it with the paxil No one knows why, but it's that time of year so cry in your cider, cry in your beer drink your drink, and wear your tweed Cry in your wine, cry in your mead Yo, we kickin it old school, hangin with some old fools throwin back olde e, give a f, i told you i'm the g who crunch numbers like the h & r block get an s-timate, on t-shirts, u really should knock i rock v-necks, w, like oliver stone chillin with professor x, playin xylophone stoned y u no wanna stay at the y with the village people catch me on the z train, eatin dill and sleepin
20.
Give Up 04:30
my sweaters are argyle, yours more checkerboard what is this, 1, 2, mic check, i'm bored call me a director, way i'm on the board i got hella focus, like i drive a ford you could call me chase by the way i drive a chevy call me don mclean way i drove it to the levy all the way there and that shit was fuckin dry call me good ol boy, way i drink whiskey and rye actor, get paid, get cast, like the die i'm caesar, stab me, fall, caesar, then i die i'm eliza poe, catch me on the stage catch me smokin dro, i'm listenin to rage against the machine, smoove like mr. clean tangerines in my dreams, vines full of green beans wearin tight jeans, gettin cream, sippin lean smokin green like a screen and i'm listenin to queen oh, so you're a baller, a real money maker? dude you must be jokin, i get cream like ginger baker stackin cake, oats like a quaker i'm eating skittles, gin, and snake, i'm in the middle of the lakers for the sake of sake, james blake in the rockies cock so hard motherfuckers wanna block me west virginia, mountain mother of vinegar you could call me popeye, man, i'm such a spinacher where i'm hangin, haters hate when i harangue em girl said i look kinda like jeff mangum shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum she say it's cold, i pass my jacket, this a cold room shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum man with the golden gun, man with the gold bum goldmember, mike myers, gold chain, rick ross goldstone, steve martin luther vandross deliver like the postal service, way that i give up ups commercial, white board, licensing your stuff i likey, i approve, almighty dollar be so mighty whatever you can do to take em away from whitey i'm developing a plan to take everything from the man it'll take a better war to kill a college-dropout man like me, yo, i'm in the land of the free i'm in home of the brave, hall & oates up in the rave yacht rock samples, set bad examples you could call it desert rap, way i'm smokin camels you could say i'm wreckless, way i never read the manual i really try, man but i kant, like immanuel my words my persona, they all personal to me like dre, i'mma blow up offa puffin them trees why even try when you can light a splif up if your dreams elude you, then maybe you should give up

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