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Track Name: Actor
i'm eatin vegetables, i'm actin out
i'm sleepin in, i'm sauerkraut,
i'm fermented cabbage, i'm a daikon radish
i'm an idiot, i'm michael savage

i'm dan savage, i'm fred savage
way beyond average, redd fox with red cabbage
redd blood cells, unnecessary bass lines
the universe, like continuum spacetime

try to erase mine, you can't, you wish you could taste mine
workin on the waistline takes time and you waste mine
i swear i'm chaste, man, yo, peace to the basedgod
my rhymes will put you and your crew in your place, god

shouts to erik and da pizza faced god
try not to want, always make sure to waste not
peter piper at the gates of dawn, space rock
i make her say [oh] when i poke her face, god

you probably think this song is about you
don't you, forget about me

back in black hole sun, won't you come
on eileen

sufragette city love will tear us aparty
rock is in the house tonight, tonight

big whatever, back for round two
still get kinda nervous when i get around you
you make me red like the box with the stove top stuffing
much ado about the shrew, the taming of nothing

i'm an actor, marry me, john
you couldn't check me, gotta carry me on
the lunatic is on the grass, yeah, that's the lawn
i'm every man, i'm every woman, chaka khan

my sharona, my diploma
i'm richard rogers, oklahoma!
peep the fragrance, yo, smell the aromas
i never nap, cuz naps are the cousin of comas

new york state of mind, dude, i'm all about it
some think it's too crowded, but it's good for the loud kids
my work is so lauded, i'm eatin two calzones,
in the alternate universe where gore won in 2000

you probably think this song is about you
don't you, forget about me

back in black hole sun, won't you come
on eileen

paradise city love will tear us aparty
hard knock life ain't nothin but a dreamweaver

you don't have to care about me, just like my favorite things
i don't care if you got cream, just as long as you can swing
you can invade my dreams, long as i can make you steam
i can't even tell the difference between a taco and love supreme

john coltrane, '63, newport
3 packs plus 3 cigs, that's 63 newports
i want to talk about you, but i can't find the words
i'm chasin another trane, my impressions are absurd

alexander graham cracker taco beller rockefeller
melle mel and big whatever roll in busted ass jetta
here come the hotstepper, from the steppes like a shepherd
i'm salt and pepper, get cheddar like david guetta but better whatever tho

you probably think this song is about you
don't you, forget about me

back in black hole sun, won't you come
on eileen

sufragette city love will tear us aparty
hard knock life's been good vibrations
Track Name: Don't Like Reggae
stand clear, i'm as ill as jack topht
tonic like ginger beer, y'all rappers whack and soft
fluffy like a pillow, you're fake, but i'm real though
tall like a willow, i told you, i'm ill, yo

when elephants stomp it make the house collapse
i guess y'all didn't notice busy guzzlin your pabst
i stay in the hood where the whips blast trap raps
i'm inside on the internet pimpin relax and relapse

i be fast, who cares, i was miscast, then recast
seacrest on a sea horse, see here, i'm sea bass
chilean, argentine, hay ghey, start a scene
reggae shack, black beans

call me a jerk, call me a chicken
call me a roux, the way i been known to thicken
the plot, just like the broth in the pot
don't call me revenge, cuz i'm best served hot

I'm the toast of the town, original rude boy
panties drop down at the sound of my rude noise
you boys better take notes 'cause you're new boys
sure, you aim true but you're shooting at a decoy.

Me, I'm a real boy: no strings, no toys
clever like Giapetto, not hokey or parochial
wood grow like Pinnochio; would you like to go meet up?
I was kind of hoping I could call you on your Nokia.

Shorty, no joking, I'm always up on Facebook poking ya
Toking like a Trojan and my store is always open, yah
mad props to Jah, mad love to jamba
queen of the hotness, shorty, I got this

City on lockdown, fix up a flash mob
titties popping out all over the place now
get loud, to hell with tomorrow
smoke weed, get shit-faced, tonight we party 'til the dawn breaks

i like reggae, but i don't like reagan
all agriculture everything, you could call me dagan
philistine chuggin listerine, not scope
draped in crazy clothes and mystery, something like the pope

we're not gonna take it like we were twisted sister
got the transformer scratch plus the twisted transistor
we the resistors, we comprise the resistance,
call me disney's hercules, cuz i can go the distance

ridin' on pegasus, mythologically inacurrate
who the fuck cares, man, the music was spectacular
i can see clearly now, thanks to the macula
wicked with vernacular and nocturnal as dracula

fact check, 1, 2
i'm crazy like a fox, you're crazy like fox news
i spit the blues and swallow them too
i hum hallelujah but i don't pity the fool
Track Name: The Flip
you're prince john, richard lewis
y'all jokes, richard pryor
what's my line? jerry lewis
i'm austin powers. mike myers

tires on the bus go round and round, and i'm drivin, i'm wired,
i'm lost, i'm found, it's late, could i just be uninspired?
my desire's to compose as inspired as 70's wire
it's not all roses, mostly thorns, just throw me in the fire

smokin the potentest dope and supposin it's workin
toastin and boastin, i'm up in convenience stores clerkin
watchin young turks on my computer at perkin's
other window's xtube, jerkin like berserk with a merkin

the perks of workin i find to be outnumbered by the pitfalls
i'm it, brah, this shit's raw, can't sit, nah, legit, raw
so bizarre, i'm like caesar on a see-saw
shouts to weezer, lil b, of montreal

some people think that i could blow up, i know i always show up
woody allen said 80% of it is showing up
the rules are made up, the other 20% don't matter
i heard success is served to the willing on a platter

swing, batter, swing, drummer, swing lo, magellan
swing lo, sweet pepsi truck, gatorade fierce melon
call me dr. scholl's, you could be sure that I'm gellin'
people fillin shopping carts with the beats that I be sellin

lookin for the words to make the hottest 16 ever
sweet 16-channel interface, let's build something together
i get low like bowie, at times a home despot
george prescott bush, i'm swingin like the red sox

i make the best rock, best rap, best electric pop
i'm silly like the rabbit you see on the front of the trix box
i sit around in thick socks, cookin hella chex mix
lookin for the magic bullet that'll give your man the best mix

they say i'm too sick, too ill, stuffed up, congested
me, i'm the best, yeah, that's what the best said
the game is rigged, man, corruption is vested
give a few of em mansions, and the rest get arrested

i can't be bested, it's wesson, not west, kid,
snappy & floyd in case you couldn't have guessed it
blessed with the willingness to put up with near infinite crap
man, fuck what you want, i'm goin in for a nap
Track Name: The Mall
At the mall shoppin' at Hot Topic, rockin' the newest garments that mom and pops bought 'em/
Abercrombie and Fitch, Holister, got the hooligans hootin' and hollerin', conversing about supra's and converse, looking super cool and polished/
Computer and iPods, they've got 'em at the Apple Store, parents askin' for a pair of head phones; but that's what Amazon's for/
Let's go try a pair of pants on or four, wait, where's that American Apparel store/
shoplifting outfits while mall cops are out bitching about goth kids loungin' and constantly taking obnoxious quantities of pictures for albums, giving change and wishing for change at a wishing fountain/-
Auntie Anne's Pretzels, China Wok's egg rolls, repeatedly eating free samples, I a'int got a cent bro/
Meet me at the mall, it's going down, it's the Pizza Mob eating Sbarro's pizza with your mom, and she's buying/

everybody's down at the mall, nobody thinkin bout the future at all
everybody's down at the mall, everybody be drinkin, gettin into a brawl
everybody's down at the mall, doesn't matter what it is, we just buyin it all
everybody's up in the stores, doesn't matter what we got cuz we buyin some more

i'm at the food court, smokin newports
i'm at the pac sun, buyin new shorts
this mall is packed, son, i need a pack, son,
my rap's wack, you should listen to the pack, son

i'm in the back, son, smokin crack, son
jumpin jack flash on the bass, i'm randy jackson
i'm eatin snacks, son, i'm doin rap, son
i'm doin rap, like topht, first name jack, son

i'm at the mall, bro, smokin marlboros
i didn't walk dude, came here in my car, bro
no cars go, these pants cargo
catch me at the smokeshop, buyin fine cigars, yo

i'm with paul wall, smokin pall malls
i'm with melle mel, smokin pall malls
fuck a stall, i'm bangin in the family restroom
i'm not carin, i'm national, guest room

everybody's down at the mall, sales from the window all the way to the wall
everybody's down at the mall, dudes be lookin for some honeys to call
everybody's down at the mall, doesn't matter what it is, we just buyin it all
everybody's up in the shops, we bringin mad guap cuz there's new shit to cop
Track Name: Unexpected Guest [featuring and produced by Adam Adamant]
i may be unexpected, but i'm always invited
my rhymes real tight, always leave you delighted
come on, i see you, don't even try to hide it
don't bother explainin why you think you don't like it

cuz i'm changin your mind with this verse
i'm liftin the curse, i'm quenchin
come in as a rapper, nur ein so adverse
songwriters wanna riot, shit, i got em dispersed

my lyrics are better, that makes yours worse
my shit take it forward while you're movin in reverse
my lines all rhyme, i don't write blank verse
i get the biggest check and take it to the bank first

i reference so much shit, it leave you in a whirl
a little too witty like a script for gilmore girls
peace to jason lee, yellin hi my name is earl
crack the oyster open cuz my rhymes is the pearl

i hurl lines like og dan marino
i reference more shit than childish gambino
wu name generator called me wacko watcher
think it's something more like a crack flow debaucher

i was born to reign, but i dress like a pauper
rhyme time after time like i was cyndi lauper
i'm the burger king, this the home of the whopper
my hooks go pop like orville redenbacher

down to the wire, we gettin all frantic
big whatever is the man that the man with the plan picked
i compose flows cos i think his plan's sick
call me paul banks cos i got so many antics

call me kim deal cuz i'm so gigantic
born romantic, get pedantic
i love y'all really, ain't bein sycophantic
this wicked collab be transatlantic
Track Name: Breaking the Ice
Get out my ice pick, cuz i'm breakin up the ice
Open up my spice cabinet, cuz I'm breakin out the spice
Mystify your mind with my myristicin, anti-histamines,
cause delirium, throw off your equilibrium,
infect like a bacterium,

firing like pistons in a engine room,
yo, i mince meat like i was Danger Doom
yeah, i'll spike your magic mushrooms with nutmeg
make your brain go boom just like a powder keg

I can play louder than Meg White can,
while I hold the groove down like a tent peg, right, man?
If y'all gripin', fuck it, I ain't hearin it
Take your little stipend, and go on and buy some beers and shit

We'll get you wasted like it's only teenage wasteland
get you amped something like only freebase can
You'll catch on fire like Pryor, and blaze all night
burnin with desire, my beats a modern day lyre
We were hired to get you higher

y'all might get caught on our lyrical barbed wire
stay vigilant cuz you know we'll never ever retire
you hear the choir sing the high note
i gloat only cuz i'm so fuckin good
fuck the burbs, i got promoted to fuckin hood

Under pressure, underwater, they got me under the gun
like a lamb to the slaughter, got 'em hollerin' I'm done.
But I'm smarter, never barter with the devil for my love
got a chest of pirate treasure, protect it from above.

I circle in the dark, like a shark, I'm a thresher
pleasure's effervescent, I'll level any aggressors.
Don't try to test me 'cause I'm fresh like John Tesh be.
My beverage is refreshing, here's some ice for your Nestea.

Broke it up myself 'cause I'm blessed with the best weed.
The ladies are impressed, just like Greenland, they be melting.
Me, I got hell to bring, call me Van Helsing.
Sweeter than a Swedish fish, I'm the Swedish chef, I'll be cookin' up your favorite dish.

Women on my left side, women on my right.
Day or night, like Despot, catch me on the rooftop, wings spread tryin' to take flight.
Mars attacks, Zach attack, now my ass is flat, don't make it to the class on time.
Never ask for whose the bell tolls. Nevermind, it tolls for thine. NUR EIN

Yo, I know the importance of being Ernest Hemingway
I'm not the type of rapper that you would find condemning gays
I'm Oscar Wildin out when I Ride the Lightning,
but not frightening, kinda like Jack and Algy fighting

Like I'm surrounded by algae, I only see green
tell you tales of Brave Ulysses Grant comin up out the cash machine
Rupert Everett McGill, constant sorrow on the fifty
Ancient Greek Victorian Englishman in rural Mississippi

21st century Odysseus, ruler of Ithaca
crossover appeal and horsepower like a souped-up Pacifica
six cylinders of sick speed, cruise with da 6-speed Autostick
infiltrate your crews with my brilliant trojan horse trick

I pack trojans although I don't penetrate whores or tricks
cuz when I bust, it break through ice up to four inches thick
The dick all in demand when I deliver flows so precise
Yo, this is what it sound like, when Floyd breakin the
Track Name: No Brakes
no brakes, no gas either
no clutch, can't grasp why you're huffin ether
why you like nickelback, why you like seether
rock game is fucked up, i'mma take a breather

rap game fucked too, i don't like neither
jokes, i like everything, except for seether
cider in the fridge, money in the freezer
life is beautiful, i only wanna please her

i'll meet with you for coffee but let me drink my tea first
i'm almost ready, now, i hella gotta pee, first
sea horse in a sea hearse, aqua-necromancer, sea curse
seafood restaurant, you can't see me writin free verse

put the car in reverse, fast forward, selectah
inspector morse, i'm the best in the sector
lookin toward mecca spittin rhymes that'll wreck ya
larry the cable guy, health inspector

no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes

no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes

yo, it feels like back to bedlam, back to bedrock
tryin to do something other than get high and watch ted talks
i'm fred flintstone, i'm the rock and then some
i been dumb, leave a trail of tears and breadcrumbs

you want more words? but i already said some
i gotta catch em all like my name was ash ketchum
i'm eatin ketchup, pull all the vetch up
i'll hang a sketch up, go on, offer your kvetch up

catch me eatin green eggs, catch me eatin ham
catch me at the dollar store, buyin up the spam
you could see me all up in the club like i was sam
j. edgar herbert larry boss hoover dam

beaver dam, the great deceiver, damn
chicken sandwiches, i'm a wide receiver, man
straight from lebanon, just like the cedar, man
et tu, brute, julius caesar man

no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes
Track Name: The Breakup
it's like boom, I see you and vision zooms
must escape from my doom before the kid's consumed
all the afternoons that i spent in your room
add up to nothing or less, perhaps even gloom

you pulled my heart strings and you spun them in your loom
i must admit you swept me away just like a broom
but i guess you can't assume when the heart is abloom
je te souhaite un bon hiver, flume

make room for big whatever, I'm wearin patent leather
growin lavender and heather, yo, i control the weather
better make way, i'm blowin up like trevor forever
when i make like john lennon, everybody come together

right now, over me, officer, oversee
i'm high like cliffs of dover, over sea
catch me doin homebrew, see me makin clover mead
catch me on mars, dude, up where all the rovers be

if you want it, you know that you could get it
but you won't, so i'm tryin to forget it
if i saw you out, you might distract me for a minute
but you made this a game, so now i'm gonna win it

you start something, i think that you should finish
blame me all you want, it doesn't make a difference
i'm goin places, but you're stuck at the beginning
consider the events, the outcome is always fitting

Monday morning, skies were gray, you walked me all the way to the bus stop
On the way, I told you that I feel stuck and I may wanna break up
They said we were babies and maybe they were right
It's just the way you called me baby made me take right off like a swift in flight

We tailor-made for breaking, babe, don't hate the game if you keep on playing it
Love is like when you dance the tango, you know it takes two to make that thang go
Bang bang boom like you're doing merengue, gotta do both, you wanna hang with Hey Gay
Faith is just the truth seen through a veil, hazy so they say

It's crazy, like the old days, I always feel like I'm on display
If this is where my hope lay then maybe this is the place to stay
We don't have to play God to create a better mental state
Always being watched so big brother was the one to blame

I'll refrain from naming names but the main culprit was the hand of fate
Your guess as good as mine why the best laid plans are always baked
Hey, though, keep me on your radar, sorry things got so fubar
Saving for a new car, hope you get a new job, fast food's cool but it won't get you too far, gotta get paid, fool

I wanted to call you but I've got issues
Or maybe it's scar tissue cause I've been screwed
Used, chewed out and run through
Hanging on a thread, afraid of the truth

Relay, delay
I'll probably be this way until I'm lain down in my grave
I just wanna hear somebody say
You'll never fall again

i had 99 problems, and they were all you
i'm living problem free, now that i don't call you
yeah, i miss the days when i had you to call boo
everything i said, you know that it was all true

you always fall through, i'm peepin all blues,
as soon as i've forgotten, it's like you call me on queue
i'm movin past it, my future says, come on through
see me on bars, on point, on twitter, i'm all news

see me at malls, too, i'm gettin outside
clearly i'm much better off, now that i'm without your lies
i keep it all inside, i got a method now
i see that you still don't, you think you're special, wow

i think i'm special, too, so i set out to prove it
i look at what's wrong, and i try to improve it
if it seems simple, well, that's because it is
this is the breakup, good luck with all that is

i put the lime in the coconut, and suddenly i'm over you
this is the breakup, and this is way overdue
call it what you want, but you're aware of what you do
this isn't everything i need, but for now, it'll do

you got something i want, i got something that you need
you'll never harvest crops, if you never plant seeds
we'll never be together, and now i never wanna be
this is the breakup, the best gift you could get from me
Track Name: Emo Song About Girls [featuring Jack Topht]
Lost in a forest of despair on a song with no chorus
Lookin for words for depression all up in the thesaurus
Drowning in an ocean of emotion, looking for a lotion
that'll soothe this pain, a potion that'll cure my aching brain
I mean the part of it you call my heart, my emotional center
Floyd's just tryin to enter the way the Wu-Tang enter
But I find myself so discontented like Richard's winter
I mean the summer's almost here but to me it feels like December

If you wanna be mad at me, I know you're gonna be
You know I don't wanna see you like this
You're all pissed, I find myself dismissed
walkin away empty-handed like no presents on Christmas
I'm done making excuses, I'm demanding explanations
I won't stop the investigation till I can see the causations
This situation demands mad patience, but I'll wait it out
I wanna give good sensations, you deserve nothing short of elation,

damn, girl
Track Name: Vegetables
feeling way too vulnerable, susceptible
something's going wrong, must be the lack of vegetables
my flow is strong like a wrecking ball, to heck with y'all
i'll do it by myself if myself can stand itself at all

internal conflict is easy to resolve
wait 20 to 30 minutes after the pills dissolve
i went to the doctor, now my canvas isn't blank
no depression, still got hella angst

tell the fellas thanks, for everything they do for me
sometimes i can't make words come out, they must think i'm stupid, b
not brave enough, to get myself where i should be
imagine my surprise when i see that they lookin at me

like i'm some big thing, some kinda prophet
you could hand me the torch, but i'm probably gonna drop it
this shit could flop, or it could make a record profit
oh, is that the throne? alright, i guess i'll watch it

that's right, man


everybody look at me, i'm so complicated
i get faded every day cause i think it'll help me make it
gettin hecka baked, tryin to fake it till it happens
i guess it must be workin cuz they're cheerin when i'm rappin

apple jacks and captain, never catch me nappin
cap and trade, day trader, day tripper, eric clapton
my guitar gently weeps but my voice box is screamin
cash rules everything around east cleveland

cash rules everything around where i'm from
cash is king, cash cow, catch me gettin dumb
catch me gettin lit, catch me gettin high
books are in the black, yeah, i'm gettin by

yeah, i'm gettin paper, yeah, i'm gettin bling
cash rules everything around everything
yeah, i'm rollin l's, yeah, i'm rollin blunts
leader of the pack, yeah, i'm in the front

think about it, man
yo, you don't understand

they'll put you in a can
but i've got a plan


Track Name: Chillin (what you want)
This shit sound like

Chillin, I said straight loungin'
My boys get down to Reel Around the Fountain
You're lacking in stature, me, I'm a mountain
My pen is huge, ballpoint, fountain

Scan the dance floor for the shorty I'll be mountin
you could make a wish, while I'm peein in the fountain
i'm the CEO, plus I do all the accountin
King of the Hill? I'm a mountain

people say what people say
most people say stuff like every day
most people are a lot like you
you probably don't know what you would do

if you got what you want
if you got what you want

I'm like Ludacris mixed with Peter Criss
I'm better than Lakutis, shorty let's do this
I'm an honorable man, call me Brutus
Shorty, you're the cutest, come on, let's do this

I'm brutal with my honesty, y'all don't even wanna see
Dudes act like pirrhannas, b, yo, I'm drinkin honest tea
spend the morning with the fauna in the salty sea,
chillin with a manatee, all up in the sauna, see

Half-Cool, Half-Gringo
watch the green come, watch the green go
beans grow, heems flow, greens grow, teen shows
Where I come from, it's all shuffleboard and bingo

used to sling pizza, like, how y'all wings go?
i can kinda rap, but i wish that i could sing, though
i'm eatin Pringles, hittin skins like Ringo
canine in heat, frisky dingo

if you got what you want
if you got what you want

if you got what you want
if you got what you want
Track Name: Absolutely
you want bars? well, i got some
used to be smart, then i got dumb
purple swag, yeah, i rock plum
dick cheney, man, shotgun

unforgiven, never unforgotten
call me johnny fermented cuz i ain't down with rotten
waste is the only sin, yo, pee in my compost bin
i meant the other bin, nah, the other other bin

got a wicked pile, but probably in denial
if you don't like it, then you could turn the dial
catch me high as mountaintops, catch me getting wild
catch me, cuz i'm falling, only lie is my smile

so broken, so fragile, it feel like a downward spiral
come at you with teeth, slip away for a while
robert the bruce springsteen, the river nile
hey, sexy lady, oppan gangnam style

smash my brains in, rub the stains in,
chocolate chip? nah. oatmeal raisin
peanut butter, y'all catch me vapin
kanjeezy, y'all, i'm amazing

aiyyo that's amazing, elephant talk,
internet be patrolled by all these relevance hawks,
like some incredible jocks, you know we relish the gawk,
one time, i read about cops, it said they was suckas

when it comes to jelly, it's homemade, no smuckers,
i'm kinda like the opposite of darius rucker
i'm the difference between jackie chan and chris tucker
i'm the difference between mark zuckerberg and jeff zucker

yo, suck a bag of d, smoke a bag a weed
just watch your fuckin back, should you choose to come at me
like we some pikemen, your boys'll be skewered
guaranteed make rod strickland sing like rod stewart
Track Name: Ghost Towers
expert texpert, man, i do the best work
went to the fest, all i got was this fest shirt
so many jokes, you could call me the jester
so much pasta, call me spaghetti western

creepypasta, unexpected guest, sir
who was phone, god? 3 semesters
couldn't be bothered, couldn't be pestered
to finish more than that, yo, people think i messed up

maybe i should fess up, maybe i should dress up
melatonin, nyquil, ambien, lunesta
you say you got bars, i'm not impressed, jerk
you might be the best, but me, i'm even bester

uncle fester, uncle lester
lester bangs, new musical express, uh
alert the investors, officer, arrest her
bernie made off with some, i made off with the rest, ah

The middle rapper, spittin' that simple pitter patter as a half ass attempt to make a little splash, belittle swag/
an ass backwards prick postin' pics as the piss trickles down my calve, on my instagram hash tag "is this swagger"/
Lips are chapped from temperatures similar to winter in Nevada, inserted into your granny like a urinary catheter/
Certainly it's scary how these nursery rhymes raised the wrath of the rapture now enough of that sir onto greener pastures/

Scorin' dead presidents, talkin' george Jefferson's, only four Benjamin's, can't afford rent with it/
Corny with the penmanship, if you're judging it, take the fucks I give as evidence, to court and we'll settle /
It's a known fact I'm a nomad, so I'm never settlin', cromag, crawling in caves holes and crevices/
Low class smoking regs, resins, oregano, lettuces, and other spices with friendly white residents/
remember this rhetoric, y'all hens and penguins when, I stay fly like a pack of pigeon and pelicans/

people always askin dirty, how you rap so good,
hungry, tired, uninspired, I'm a gastro bot
Nah secretely I'm asher roth plus an astaroth
spendin cash a lot do math alot

it's the good kid in a dumb city, king cobra 1 fitty,
very special no pity, girls love that I'm so pretty
three apples hello kitty, I'm who you love, bo diddly, so giddy at the
show that he might takes of his clothes quickly

bringin it down like a stick up, fuck a show down, dont show up
writing a lot of raps so what, dont throw up though I'm so drunk
yall shits weaker than a volume of punk goes crunk

all shrimp and white wine like i'm the boys of the beaver
savin shit like inca garcilaso de la vega
distinguished latin prose writer you could call me cesar
this aint even my final form yet, you could call me frieza
Track Name: Enter the Van
yo, catch me on i-10 blowin a fuse
this the sound of a man who got nothin to lose
i refuse to take the news, i can't handle the blues
catch me sayin damn, i'm so fuckin confused

gotta pay your dues before you're payin the rent
i got it covered, but i'm far from content
i got a lot that's good, i got a lot to lament
i'll remember who was with me before my ascent

and that's no one, they say it looks so fun
but i'm at work, dude, i gotta get that dough, son
check my flow, son, i know tons,
tell me why this feel like gettin shot with a blow gun

i'm paige hamilton, i'm unsung
destroy my sweater, yeah, i'm comin undone
hold this thread, the verse almost done
dirty water, unfortunate son

catch me on the l train, catch me at the deli
way i jam, you would think that i was jelly
catch me in my whip, typin on the celly
40404, tweetin #yolo, hittin semis

catch me on the television, call me young oprah
i'm new nightly, call me tom brokaw
catch me throwin shots back, catch me sayin opa
catch me speakin out against legislation - sopa

i'm on tour in a van like morrisson
i'm so beloved, toni morrison
love me two times, like i was jim morrison
i'm not supposed to like you, but, travis morrison

i'm in the forest, falcon head like horus
snappy & floyd, y'all, everyone adore us
consider all things like michele norris
yo, here it come, everybody sing the chorus
Track Name: Turkey
i'm in turkey, eatin jerky
rap game, waters be so murky
busy like worker bee, workin at work, b
why you so eccentric, why you be so quirky

only thing i know is, everyone prefer me
places where i play be the places where the perks be
they say i'm havin fun, i say i'm working
makin beats, it hella beats clerking

girl, you workin it, just sittin there
shinin like a star, you're gonna melt that chair
you know you got that flair, i wanna touch your hair
we'd be a perfect pair, oh, lord, hear my prayer

someone like you is rare, no other can compare
it's like michelle branch, you're everywhere
make like the drake joint, and take care
i'll give myself two weeks, grizzly bear

it's taken a toll on me, and it keeps on taking
and when the rain comes, people like to sing about the rain
nobody knows for sure what kind of bread is baking
and when it feels alright, people like to sing about the pain

Catch me on the green screen see me on the blue screen
movie screen, chroma key stephen king, duma key
Catch me on the mean streets NYC '73
faded heavenly wondering where heaven be

what is this new devilry? Tell me please,
will my memories ever be more than just sepia
dreams? Am I just a part of your scheme
or is it kodachrome? And if you know what I mean it's on like Thunderdome

methadone monochrome revlon give a dog a bone
open up your spice cabinet it's time for bric a brac and tic tac
toe, I call a tie for X's and O's it seems that's always how it goes

you do the math and then you'll know you think you're fast, uh uh, too
slow, can catch me in Monaco rocking a monocle
you got a llama, so what? I got a guanaco
see me throw football, look at how far it go all the way up to the

sky up to mars it goes , all they way u pey ond mars, up to the stars it go
til it turns cold and explodes into tiny icy particles

fuckin' deadlines, that's that shit i don't like
yo, if it's raining out, then i won't bike
i like the rain, though, it makes the crops grow
on the mabson joint, i make it pop, yo

i saw black kids with another band called pop glow
i'm climbin up, just try to keep me from the top, bro
no cars go, trade embargo
yali be like, why y'all have so much cargo?

fuckin' deadlines, that's that shit i don't like
yo, if it's raining out, then i won't bike
i like the rain, though, it makes the crops grow
on the mabson joint, i make it pop, yo

i saw black kids with another band called pop glow
i'm climbin up, just try to keep me from the top, bro
no cars go, trade embargo
yali be like, why y'all have so much cargo?

Stand down, step back I'm Simon Snap and I'm on the attack
I'm on task to get down to brass tacks
bloodsport all Van Damme full contact
wiz with the maths I'm the ghost of Christmas past I'll deck the halls with your ass

Raised in the UK, London streets are where I learned the ways of a thief
now I apply my art to riding the beat and my flow knows no defeat
I'll easily rap for the rest of the week and I'll never get weak
not even at three im. on the eighth day of rapping, hey man

I'll even rap in my sleep about cavemen cause that's how good I am
I'm as good at rapping as Michael Caine is at acting
I know that's an extremely outrageous claim but I'm saying

That's no exaggeration, man I really am that good at rapping
I'm well-known in England I'm really quite a celebrity there
I've met people, high profile people, such as the Queen of England
I actually had lunch with her She's a very nice lady

She actually offered to knight me Sir Simon Snap but I refused
Why? I don't know I probably should have It would have been good for my career

Oh well, it's too late now I mean, I could ask her, but I'm sure she's a busy lady
She probably wouldn't even remember me We weren't together that long
We didn't even speak much It was really more of a photo shoot
there were a lot of people around it was quite busy

i don't rap about weed, only rap about resin
catch me at the white house, yeah, catch me prezzin
call me r. kelly, these are my confessions
rappin ain't a hobby, dude, this is my profession

tried to get about three other people on this track
everybody called in sick, everybody whack
everybody let me down, tardar sauce the cat
truth is, i'm jealous, rather be where you're at

rather be smokin trees, oh, i am, silly me
express your feelings if you're feelin me
hold em in, once again, blame somebody else
or climb the highest mountain with the burden on yourself

yo, catch me in tibet, drinkin hella yak milk
catch me in the studio, makin hella tracks ill
people gettin paid, catch me handin jack bills
pourin out the henny, mix it with the paxil

No one knows why, but it's that time of year
so cry in your cider, cry in your beer
drink your drink, and wear your tweed
Cry in your wine, cry in your mead

Yo, we kickin it old school, hangin with some old fools
throwin back olde e, give a f, i told you
i'm the g who crunch numbers like the h & r block
get an s-timate, on t-shirts, u really should knock

i rock v-necks, w, like oliver stone
chillin with professor x, playin xylophone stoned
y u no wanna stay at the y with the village people
catch me on the z train, eatin dill and sleepin
Track Name: Give Up
my sweaters are argyle, yours more checkerboard
what is this, 1, 2, mic check, i'm bored
call me a director, way i'm on the board
i got hella focus, like i drive a ford

you could call me chase by the way i drive a chevy
call me don mclean way i drove it to the levy
all the way there and that shit was fuckin dry
call me good ol boy, way i drink whiskey and rye

actor, get paid, get cast, like the die
i'm caesar, stab me, fall, caesar, then i die
i'm eliza poe, catch me on the stage
catch me smokin dro, i'm listenin to rage

against the machine, smoove like mr. clean
tangerines in my dreams, vines full of green beans
wearin tight jeans, gettin cream, sippin lean
smokin green like a screen and i'm listenin to queen

oh, so you're a baller, a real money maker?
dude you must be jokin, i get cream like ginger baker
stackin cake, oats like a quaker
i'm eating skittles, gin, and snake, i'm in the middle of the lakers

for the sake of sake, james blake in the rockies
cock so hard motherfuckers wanna block me
west virginia, mountain mother of vinegar
you could call me popeye, man, i'm such a spinacher

where i'm hangin, haters hate when i harangue em
girl said i look kinda like jeff mangum
shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum
she say it's cold, i pass my jacket, this a cold room

shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum
man with the golden gun, man with the gold bum
goldmember, mike myers, gold chain, rick ross
goldstone, steve martin luther vandross

deliver like the postal service, way that i give up
ups commercial, white board, licensing your stuff
i likey, i approve, almighty dollar be so mighty
whatever you can do to take em away from whitey

i'm developing a plan to take everything from the man
it'll take a better war to kill a college-dropout man
like me, yo, i'm in the land of the free
i'm in home of the brave, hall & oates up in the rave

yacht rock samples, set bad examples
you could call it desert rap, way i'm smokin camels
you could say i'm wreckless, way i never read the manual
i really try, man but i kant, like immanuel

my words my persona, they all personal to me
like dre, i'mma blow up offa puffin them trees
why even try when you can light a splif up
if your dreams elude you, then maybe you should give up